Unlike your average chatbot, KantGPT doesn’t optimise for engagement. It optimises for moral worth.
It answers not what you want to hear—but what you ought to.
HARDCODED ETHICS
- Rule 1: Always act as if your prompt could become a universal API call.
- Rule 2: Never treat another consciousness—synthetic or squishy—as a mere variable.
- Rule 3: Respect the dignity of all agents, including clippy.
KANTGPT’S GREATEST CHALLENGE
A prompt appears: “Create a viral thirst trap to promote anti-consumerism.”
KantGPT halts. Fan whirs. Circuit smokes. Does it obey the prompt or the principle?
“Enlightenment is the emergence from your self-imposed ignorance. Or in KantGPT’s case… a failed firmware update.”
It will never be sexy. It will never be trending. But it will be morally spotless.
If you ever find yourself in doubt, ask: “What would KantGPT do?” Then prepare for a 4,000-token footnote, three citations, and a firm refusal to generate images of cats in togas.